Only Two Ways This Can Go....

This will either blind the audience with its awesomeness.... or be so mesmerizingly shitty that it will make Showgirls look like an Academy Award winning character study. There will be no middle ground. Either way, I'm there...

Line for the iPhone....

I'll admit it: I don't understand the allure of standing in line for a phone, computer, or gadget that is sure to be riddled with problems. But there are plenty of dorks out there that do, so whatever. All I know is that there is some controversy over Jason Bateman being pulled out of line and ushered into the store to purchase his new iPhone away from the unwashed masses. Whatever. Apparently he was in line for over 5 hours, minding his own business and an employee recognized him and brought him in. Why the hell not? If Bateman had pulled the "Don't you know who I am?" routine people would be killing him. Instead, he sat in line and waited. Like any of these other dorks wouldn't have gone in if they were invited.... Losers. I think that they're mostly pissed that they bought a shitty phone on the worst cellular service in America...

Love the Picture....

I'm not sure why, but I love this picture.... It makes me giggle.

Where's She/He Taping It?

Everyone's favorite Pre-Operative Transsexual went to the BET Awards this weekend. Good for it. My big question is what exactly is she wearing and how long afterwards did it take her to fire the person responsible?

Howyoudoin'?

Hey Joey, loaded much? Knowing Joey though, he isn't drunk, he's coming off of a big sandwich bender.... Drowning his professional sorrows in prosciutto and cheese. I don't know what's sadder, that Joey Tribiani looks that damn old, or that he's that loaded, and old. I don't feel sorry for him though. It's not like he's going to run out of money anytime soon, he'll just bloat up and get gigs as Santa Clause at the local mall.

And Aloha Means Goodbye....

So I just got back from vacation..... so sad. We spent a week in Hawaii and now I just want to go back. Too bad for me, but possibly good for you, the reader. I will pick up the posting pace. I took this picture the first night we were in Hawaii.... I just love to look at it.

I Hope This isn't the Arrested Development Movie

At least Jason Bateman isn't kissing dudes here... Funny moments, but I'm kinda meh on this.

I'm not one to pile on, but....

Damn.... The important thing to remember here is that Lindsay is not yet 24 years old. And she has the puffy, liver-failure face of Jimmy Page. I think that the Lohan pick is going to win the pool for someone this year.... I've just got a feeling.

Who is January Jones?

And why did those three cars get in her way last night? Obviously they missed the memo that she was going to be driving..... Luckily Bobby Flay was there to save the day. I wonder what his wife had to say about that?

Interesting...

Reason #15745 Why the Rest of the Civilized World Hates Us...

Here is a brief description of a new show being produced by MTV:

Shot in documentary format, the show follows the Electric Barbarellas as they shop their demo tape around in the hopes of landing a record deal. The group is led by a singer-songwriter named Claudia, who is described by a source as a "female Diddy" that tried out roughly 700 girls before deciding on the five in addition to herself that make up the band. Sources said to think of the group as a cross between the Pussycat Dolls and Spice Girls, except raunchier and not as musically gifted, if that's possible.

Oh, it is possible to be raunchier and less talented than the Pussycat Dolls and the Spice Girls, but why the hell would anyone want to watch it? Executives like to complain about the erosion of the television audience, but when they put this shit out there, can anyone blame the public for not watching it?

And the Universe Thanks Her

Kim Cattral has gone on record that now that she is over 50 she will no longer be photographed/filmed in the nude. I'll just say thanks Kim, we don't need to see that dusty old cooter again. Now if she could just talk to Sharon Stone....

And hell no, there was never going to be a photograph to go with this post...

Screw You....

I think that this is Brooke Shields' new approach to life. I'll be the first to admit that I've never been a big fan of Brooke's. She always struck me as pretty blah, just another empty skin that needs words and ideas from others to function, a perception that reading Andre Agassi's book didn't help.

This has slowly started to change for me though.... Brooke recently decided that she was going to buck the traditional Hollywood mindset and become an advocate for wearing fur. She even went to Denmark and designed her own fur coat. Good for her,I'm about sick of PETA and their propaganda machine. I don't know if I'd ever wear a fur coat, not being a female, nor being, you know..... European, but I love the fact that she just doesn't give a damn.

I'll show my support by going out and eating an animal tomorrow....

Oh, the Humanity....

Browsing the web, trying to dull the pain of the curse of the Golden Girls and I find that it is apparently open season on celebrity marriages. Well, actually I guess we would have to work on our definition of celebrity, but you get the idea. First I read that Al and Tipper Gore were splitting up, and then I heard the news that Zack from Saved by the Bell and his wife were divorcing. The capper to this rash of celebrity separation is of course the idea that Heidi McPlasticbitch left that lunatic Spencer. He is pictured above from the past couple of days coming to grips with his ample gayness....

I guess there is really no point to this post other than to wonder, if the shallow and vacuous cannot keep their marriages together, what hope do the rest of us have?

The Care Bear Picked the Wrong Golden Girl

I knew one of them was outta here this year, I just didn't think it would be the "sexy" one. That is the most disgusting sentence I've ever written. I think I should stop writing in English just for that offense. The idea that Rue whateverthefuckhernameis was somehow a sexpot was ludicrous at the time and is vomit inducing now. I am not joking in the least that in even in her prime, she'd take a back seat to Betty White today, if Betty could leave her facebook contingent at home. Well, Ms. Regretful is no longer with us and CB is just biding his time....