Hey Joey, loaded much? Knowing Joey though, he isn't drunk, he's coming off of a big sandwich bender.... Drowning his professional sorrows in prosciutto and cheese. I don't know what's sadder, that Joey Tribiani looks that damn old, or that he's that loaded, and old. I don't feel sorry for him though. It's not like he's going to run out of money anytime soon, he'll just bloat up and get gigs as Santa Clause at the local mall.