Sunday, December 31, 2006
As we glide into this new year, it is good to reflect back on the past and figure out what out objectives are for the new year. So I thought that I'd just post this note today to get this started. 2006 was good in many ways, but there are several areas that I'd like to improve for 2007. I'll get to those in individual posts, but today I'd like to thank my wife and family for all that they have done for me this year and wish them all the best for the year to come. It should be an exciting one. And yes, I'll spend most of it on the couch.
Thursday, December 21, 2006
So billionaire author J. K. Rowling decided to officially title her book today. In case you are surfing the web from under a rock, it will be called Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Not exactly falling off of the tongue, but it could be worse. I am an unabashed Harry Potter freak, and yes you will find me somewhere at midnight when this is released purchasing this book, but isn't this book a huge risk for Rowling?
I respect what she has accomplished, but let's be honest here, she could have finished this a few years ago if she would have spent less time fiddling with the movie aspect of her empire. The movies are a massive disappointment, as both movies and adaptations. The movies would work better as movies if she were to let some of the storylines be excised for the sake of time and bloat. You can forgive these digressions in the novels because they add flavor and color to the books, but in a movie, it just adds butt-numbing time to the equation.
At the end of the day though, Rowling doesn't care about what I think, after all I'll buy the book, probably see the movies, and she'll pocket the cash. I just hope she stays vigilant and finishes the books in the manner in which she has envisioned. It would be easy for her to be reactionary and kill Harry off so there will be no sequel, or to leave it open to her return in a few years. She has stated on many occasions that she knows how the books will end, I hope we will get to read that vision. She hasn't dodged difficult issues thus far, so I'm hopeful. Ultimately many people will love these books and others will be disappointed, but I am looking forward to the resolution of the series and hope that Rowling will find new avenues to mine in her writing future. And if not, she can always have a Smithers-esque moneyfight to brighten her day.
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
I know today has been mammary-heavy, which really is never a horrible thing, but wow, I didn't know that Elizabeth Hurly had a scruffy-looking twin. It reminds me of that Seinfeld episode when Jerry was dating that one lady who looked good in some lighting, and terrifying in others. These pictures are Bad Lighting Liz, she's not scary, but the lighting is very unflattering.
I know it is a cheap excuse to post pictures of a coke-snorting, drunken bisexual like Tara Conner, but I was stunned when, in the course of reading about her travails, I found out she is under twenty-one. If this young lady isn't careful she's going to look like Tara Reid in about four years. Maybe five. I don't watch beauty pageants due to their inherent hypocrisies, but I just want to know what her talent was on the show. Maybe it wasn't laughing when the Donald approached her for the judges "Seal of Approval." It was either that or she didn't mind when that ferret he has stapled to his head bit her.
Monday, December 18, 2006
So what was their first clue? The kidnapping, the unkempt appearance, or the suspects belief in his own purity and religious significance? I mean who among us hasn't tried to kidnap a 14 year old girl in order to complete God's mission for us? So what if he isn't fit for trial, throw him in a crazy bin and wait for him to become fit. If he gets Dahmerized while he's in there too bad.
Suspect unfit for trial in Elizabeth Smart case
A hearing to review Brian David Mitchell's mental competency was quickly ended after his loud stream of outbursts and discussion of a report by his doctor.
"Repent ye, repent ye. Forsake your idolatry," said Mitchell, whose hands were cuffed to a chain around his waist.
"How dare you sit in those filthy robes, those robes of false priesthood," he told Third District Judge Judith Atherton. "Forsake those robes and kneel in the dust."
Mitchell is charged with aggravated kidnapping, sexual assault, aggravated burglary, and conspiracy to commit aggravated kidnapping.
Mitchell, 53, and his estranged wife, Wanda Barzee, 61, who also is charged with kidnapping Smart when she was 14, are being held at the
Doctors have been trying to treat Mitchell without drugs, but prosecutor Kent Morgan said after Monday's scene in court that a request likely will be made for permission to forcibly administer drugs.
In 2003, Smart was found walking along a street in suburban
Copyright 2006 The Associated Press.
I know it's a cheap shot, but really, who is more manly in that picture? I know her husband was the sane one in his season of the Surreal Life (not a difficult task when you are in a house with Janice Dickinson, Jose Canseco, and C.C. DeVille), and he seems like a genuine guy, but come on. He is either gay and in denial or Pink is the world's greatest practitioner of the oral arts.
I'm going with option one, but that's just me. It is sad that their marriage is reportedly in trouble, but how hard would it be to end the marriage as most states wouldn't recognize it anyway?
Three things that just make me want to scream. I was in Wal-Mart today (which is the topic of a completely different rant altogether) to deposit a check and grab a couple of things for dinner. I was the third person in line in a self-check out line. The two people in front of me didn't look qualified to breathe and blink their eyes at the same time let alone operate that intricate piece of machinery. When you consider the quality of individual that mans the check-out lane at the local Wal-Mart, this should tell you something. These people should have been hunted down and sterilized so they could live happily without the responsibility of children or what their progeny might do to the culture of our fine country.
Indecisive drivers is a topic that has been taken on by far better writers and thinkers than I but they still deserve mention in this rant along with stupid Wal-Mart people and Eddie Van Halen, because these are all people who should by all rights know better than to do the stupid crap they do. I think I have alluded to the fact that Van Halen is going to tour with his son as the bass player. His son, who is almost sixteen and been playing the bass for about five months now. But he is some kind of musical genius. The really sad part is that there are people out there defending EVH. What a joke. Van Halen the band is dead. The quicker the corpse realizes this the happier we'll all be. What is really funny is that they are trying to get David Lee Roth as their frontman, as if it were 1986 again. Obviously Ed didn't see any of the publicity from DLR's bluegrass/Van Halen album. Horrifying. What a summer is in store for us all: there will be more and more Wal-Marts built, Van Halen will be touring with the Crypt-master singing lead, a living corpse playing guitar and a neophyte musician playing live for the first time; and all of the sane people will be driving with their head on a swivel to try and avoid all of them.
Saturday, December 16, 2006
In the last post I noted the dearth of quality men's magazines. It seems you are either half-gay or 17 years old in the eyes of editors, but that was the last rant. Anyway, I was watching CNN last night and they ran a brief story about how the "men's magazine" business is so cutthroat. Apparently, not very many people actually buy Maxim, FHM, or any of their knock-offs. They also reported that FHM USA, which publishes an American version of the British magazine FHM is closing it's doors. I'm not sure what the world is going to do without another outlet for C-list starlets and borderline porn stars to hawk their wares, but we must be brave.
Again, maybe if editors didn't act like it was rush week and all of their readers were pledging for their frat, they could sell more magazines. But that might just make too much sense.
Friday, December 15, 2006
I have a subscription to ESPN the magazine. I’ll admit it, I love
sports. This magazine is really pretty interesting, but the main reason I receive it is the fact that the ESPN website is fantastic for sports fans, but most of the really interesting stuff is considered “premium content.” Because of that, you need to pay to be an “ESPN Insider” to read it. So what do they use as an inducement to read their web site? They include their magazine for a year with your Insider payment. It’s a pretty good trade-off but that is not why I am posting this.
No, I am posting this because despite the fact that the readership of
this magazine is nearly 100% men, it is littered with the same overtly
homoerotic advertising as GQ, Esquire, and Details. Look, I don’t need to see semi-naked women in all of the advertising in magazine, but since I don’t subscribe to Advocate or any of the other “alternative lifestyle” magazines, why do I want to see effeminate men pouting to the camera for me to buy a watch for $1000? And that is the ad with Derek Jeter in it. It would be nice to read a magazine for real men; how to get into shape reasonably, how to look good from a fashion sense without looking like you are trolling for dudes, and how to further your career/financial opportunities in order to get more stuff. Actually I think that I just described what Playboy used to be, without the nudity of course.
The greater point is this; there are too many media outlets missing the point about men. We are a diverse and difficult to pigeonhole group. We like lots of different things, but mostly we are not looking to act like frat-house rejects, drunken louts, or Haute couture fashionistas. And damn it, when we do we want to feel like men while we are doing it.
Anyway, rant over, I wonder where I can get a manicure and a Movado 800?
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Back in November ASU fired Dirk Koetter. It was time for him to go, but the search for his replacement seemed to never really gain "traction," which is Lisa Love's term for what she is looking for in her football program. Well yesterday she hired Dennis Erickson to guide the underachieving Sun Devils.
At first glance, I hated the move. He has been a vagabond coach; moving from team to team, always looking for a bigger platform. But after giving it some thought, I like the hire. Erickson's too old to go anywhere after this. He's 59 and if he turns this program into what he did at Oregon State; a fast, physical team that goes 11-1, I don't think a bigger program is going to take a chance on a 62-63 year-old coach to start over. Either way, his teams win and win big and I am excited about the prospects in Sun Devil land.
Saturday, December 09, 2006
I am writing this post to express my disgust for all things fantasy football right now. My team is fighting for the playoffs and I am playing against the guy who is in third place. His running backs have been horrid the past couple of weeks, but what happens in Thursday's game? Willie Parker runs for 223 yards and a touchdown. Not cool at all. So basically, I have a playoff game this week as well and if the game continues the way it is now, I may have to jump off of the ASU water tower. Wish me luck!
Oh yeah, the pictures are of some of the guys on my team:
Friday, December 08, 2006
The Historian is a novel about Dracula, vampires, and strange Cold War-era locations. It sounds really creepy, and Nay stopped reading the story because she felt that it would be too scary. I guess that I will address this early; this is not a scary book. Dracula and the vampire aspects of this story are used more for suspense, rather than scares.
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
So I am in Costco about a year ago and there is a book sitting there in hardcover for about $13.00. It's titled The Historian and there is a pretty good buzz going on about the book. I'm feeling rich that day, so I pick it up and promptly read about five pages. I am bored stiff by the writing and put it in my closet, chalking it up to me being a sucker.
Fast forward about a year and I am bored at work without a novel to read during Silent Sustained Reading. Sitting in my closet is that book. It is a story dealing with the legends and history of Vlad Dracula. So I start reading it again and it is really interesting. He was one sick man. The great thing about the book is that it has found a way to be informative, with real information about Vlad the Impaler, and at the same time be pretty entertaining. I am almost finished, so when I get done I'll review the book in depth.
Oh, the picture of Kate is because in the movie Van Helsing she was a vampire hunter or something. It works, trust me.
Saturday, December 02, 2006
So I'm browsing online tonight and see that Christina has a wax figure that looks amazingly like her. I think it was easier for the wax artist, because Christina wears so much make up that she really doesn't have skin tones. I wonder if the new Brittney figure will have razor burn on her choochie?
Friday, December 01, 2006
C. W. Nevis
Thursday, November 30, 2006
The results are in at
None of the disgruntled parents' daughters made it.
If you think that's poetic justice and the end of things, you clearly haven't been following the situation. The parents are not going to let this go.
"The panel was a joke,'' Patty Goodman, the wife of Alameda County Superior Court Judge Larry Goodman, who has been in the vanguard of the angry parents, wrote in an e-mail exchange with me on Wednesday.
Really? Wasn't the panel their idea?
"The bottom line is that the parents got what they wanted,'' says Clay Kallam, a veteran
Sadly, the accusations and innuendo continue to fly. Patty Goodman, for example, wrote to me that "There has been a letter written by one of the panel members stating that the coach was displaying inappropriate behavior during tryouts. Nibarger even got in his face.''
"That absolutely never happened,'' says Bob Oates, who was appointed "ombudsman" by the school board to attend and oversee all the team's practices this season. Oates, who retired as principal at San Leandro High 11 years ago, says he did not know Nibarger when he took the job.
Not only that, he said this week, "I was going to look for anything" to confirm the behavior the parents were complaining about. "And if it had happened, I am sure I would have seen it.''
But try to convince the parents of that. On Internet bulletin boards, they rage that the panel was stacked with Nibarger supporters and that she ran the process. In fact, Nibarger says not only had she never met the panelists before, but "to this day I don't know their names.''
Assistant Principal Marci Plummer, who joined Castro Valley High in August, says she chose one of the panelists from a list submitted by the parents' group and then chose two longtime, "equitable and fair basketball experts whose reputation precedes them.''
And, in case there is any doubt, Plummer adds that the final decisions on cuts were "consensus-based and supported by the vast majority of the group.''
Nope, the parents continue to insist. It was a conspiracy. They wanted Nibarger fired this year, and if they couldn't get that (and they couldn't after formal complaints to the principal, district and school board), they were going to make her life miserable.
After a 12-hour meeting with the school board in August, Nibarger was ordered to have an ombudsman watching her during practices. Nor would she be allowed to pick her own team. The six-person panel -- which included Nibarger and her two assistants, each of whom had one vote -- would do that.
The restrictions seemed so unreasonable that coaches around the Bay Area expressed their outrage, and the entire 12-person football staff at
But Nibarger stayed and hopes the worst is over.
"We don't need any more war,'' Nibarger says. "Everybody loses in a war.''
Oates, who was a high school athletic director in Southern California before moving to the
"I believe the Goodmans and the other parents are fabulous people,'' he says. "And I think they honestly believe what they have heard. But I think what we will find is that when it is our children that we believe have been treated unfairly, we will go to the ends of the Earth.''
The elusive part of the story is what it is that Nibarger has done. Jay-Marie Hill, a co-captain on last year's team who is now a student at
"I told her two weeks later that I felt very disrespected by that,'' says Hill, who elected to come to the game after all but was hurt by the fact that Nibarger didn't say hello. "To me, that just shows a lack of character.''
Frankly, it sounds as if Nibarger could work on her communication skills. That's what the school board said after its meeting. But at least Hill had the maturity to go to Nibarger and speak to her personally instead of hiring an attorney.
Still, that incident was all it took to fracture their relationship. Hill, who once spent lunch hours in Nibarger's office chatting, and got a glowing letter of recommendation from her coach, now says she supports the unhappy parents. There's even talk of a lawsuit for "violation of civil rights.''
You think you have a civil right to be on the basketball team?
The season began Tuesday night at the
About 130 parents and friends sat in the bleachers as girls sprinted up and down the court. It isn't hard to imagine that this is how it will be next year. The unhappy seniors will be gone, their parents will be on to other things, and we'll be back to the game -- maybe a little older and wiser.
"There's a lesson here for everybody,'' says Mark Neal, an assistant principal at Creekside Middle School in Castro Valley and one of Nibarger's assistants. "But nobody is listening, because everybody is so upset about what happened to them.''
and Kate Bosworth can play the corpse of Anne Frank. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with these people? I know, it's a disease. Bull. Eat a damn sandwich and get back to your C-list movie career. At least at this rate we will know what she looks like without her skin. Of course she is getting more notoriety for her weight than her acting, so on second thought, great move Kate. Way to keep yourself in the public eye. Bravo
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Let's not go crazy and call this girl classy, but how did she end up relatively normal? I don't get it. Just a couple of years ago Christina was on the short track to her own gonzo-style porn. Didn't she want to get dirty? Really, I guess she figured out the difference between singing about it and living it like Brittney. I always knew she was more talented than Ms. Spears, but now you're trying to tell me she is smarter than her too?
The truly sad part is the way we as a society glorify the talentless, and give them the platform and attention they crave. Does Paris have a discernible talent other than the one she showed off in her video? Other than a pre-packaged reputation for being "sexy," which I have always found dubious, Brittney has nothing either. I guess it's a good thing that they hang out now. Now we are reduced to seeing pictures of Brit's who-ha. Kill me now, really. The fact that I know anything about either of those two people is a damning indictment of our society. I'll be off now, I need to find something to numb the pain of seeing all of those Brittney pictures, I wonder if I have an ice-pick anywhere. . .
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
I know I promised more updates, but the only person reading this is my wife. She knows I've been busy. Anyway, here is a picture of that super-mom Pamela Anderson (Lee, Rock, whatever). She has been a "sex symbol" for almost 16 years now and I think that maybe she takes that status a little too seriously. I mean really, at some point isn't she going to have to wear clothes in public? I don't mean to sound totally emasculated here, but there is nothing sexy about this woman. She was pretty hot about ten boob jobs ago (this is kind of tongue-in-cheek, but really how many sets of breasts has she gone through over the years?) but she just needs to grow up. At some point most people learn that her particular lifestyle is a dead end. On the other hand, since she is nearing 40 and thrives on acting like she is 17, she can be a role model for Demi Moore.
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
I'll admit that I am as big a pig as the next guy. Really, in fact my wife might argue that I am not normal in many ways, but rumors are circulating that K-Fed is shopping a four hour sex tape that he and Britney made early in their marriage have me horrified. Do we really need to see this? I can think of a number of diseases I would rather have than this video. She was never that attractive to begin with and all of that walking into dirty public bathrooms without shoes didn't help. I was going to rant on about this topic for a while, but I think I'll go vomit now.
Monday, November 13, 2006
Well, I finally got the Echo Park review up, it was a good book, but really, outside of Chasing the Dime, Connelly hasn't ever really written a clunker. I really enjoy his writing style. This month has some good new books coming out which I am excited about. Greg Iles' new book is due in December as is the newest from James Grippando. Before I get to either of those books, I am reading Stephen King's newest called Lisey's Story. So far I am enjoying it, but I have been really pressed for time lately.
It was a good weekend for on the fantasy football front, as the Kamikazes evened their record at 5-5. So I am going to go bask for a while. Thanks for stopping by!
Echo Park is the twelfth Harry Bosch book that Michael Connelly has written, and it is one of the best as well. After all of this time it would be easy for Connelly to recycle Bosch projects and for the series to become stale, but this hasn’t happened. For some reason, the Harry Bosch of Echo Park is as vital as ever.
The plot of Echo Park is good, but not great. Bosch now works in a cold-case unit where he and his partner review and work cases that have gone dead over the years. This is where Bosch landed when he returned to the LAPD. It is a good fit for Bosch’s talents and temperament, as he has always been more of an avenging angle than a mere detective over the years. But it isn’t the plot that drives Connelly’s work, it is the man himself Harry Bosch.
Over the series, Connelly has worked at creating a character worthy of having a series. In Harry, Connelly has created a very complex man whose existence feels real. Other mystery/thriller writers have created characters of some complexity, but all of them seem to fall into various archetypes. Bosch does to an extent, but there is a consistency of character in Bosch which keeps him from falling to the same problems that plague other characters like Sanford’s Lucas Davenport or Burke’s Robicheaux. These characters seem to break character to try to create some life of domesticity, which is obviously impossible due to the nature of their work and their personalities. Both make compromises which are not in the character’s inherent nature to try to accommodate these plot twists. The families that the writers create act and feel more like plot devices rather than actual people, which is the difference between Connelly’s writing and theirs.
In Echo Park Bosch ultimately bends some rules, both legal and moral ones, to ultimately find some kind of justice. He is not Dirty Harry, but he does try to find ways to bring justice and peace to the victims and victims families. In a way, I find it very easy to imagine Bosch as the policeman that all police officers would love to be. Thematically, Connelly seems to continue to attempt to find out where Bosch’s limit is. How far will Harry go for justice? He certainly sabotages his prospects of domestic bliss with his actions, but again that is the point. A true idealist has only two options available: to be fabulously successful or to stay true to his or her ideals and end up alone. Harry obviously is on that latter path, and he is comfortable with his plight, which makes reading these novels so engaging.
Finally, it feels like Connelly has found a pace, and a place, for Bosch’s character to continue on in his quest of being the voice for the lost. Hopefully he will continue to mine the depths of Bosch’s character and burrowing into the dark beauty of Los Angles until Harry needs to retire.
Saturday, November 11, 2006
I posted in another blog about the things that I am thankful for, and it was an idea I wanted to expand on here. Of course I am grateful for my family. They are relatively happy and healthy for which I am profoundly grateful. Additionally, my wife is my favorite person on this planet. She is fantastic, as well as the possessor of the best sense of humor that I have ever seen.
But beyond the obvious, over the next few weeks, I'll be adding little tidbits of things that make my life just a little more enjoyable. Today's little tidbit? Van Halen, although right about now I would be grateful if they went away. Van Halen has been a soundtrack to my life since I was 14. I play the guitar because of the man (although I play too much like EVH) and I used to look forward to new releases like kids looked forward to Christmas, it was an event which would lead to hours and hours of listening. Unfortunately, their circus has turned into a pathetic joke that should end. The idea of touring with David Lee Roth as a singer would be okay. The idea of them touring with DLR and Wolfgang Van Halen on bass??? That is nothing less than a joke.
Anyway, this has been fun, I'll post some more soon.
Saturday, October 21, 2006
I know that I haven't posted anything for a while, but I've been busy. Ever since the demise of the Vanblogger, I have been trying to avoid posting anything. But that ends today. I am working on a detailed review of Connelly's Echo Park, as well as working on some original fiction for Homer's Haven. Anyway, since I don't have any of those handy, I'll post up a picture of Kate Beckinsale, because, well, because this is my blog.
Saturday, October 14, 2006
I know that she is not the celebrated author that Michael Connelly is, but she sure is a hell of a lot better looking. She is a pretty good actress as well. You don't really think about her when you talk about great actresses, but she does solid work and takes some pretty big risks. Anyone who has seen Requiem for a Dream or House of Sand and Fog knows she can tackle some pretty difficult roles. Even better, she didn't feel the need to ugly up for those roles either, which is a good trend as well.
Friday, October 13, 2006
I have heard Connelly speak before, he is passionate about his writing and very professional. He was a journalist prior to his career writing fiction, which I think lends an air of realism to his work. Additionally, his sense of setting is amazing. He writes primarily about Los Angeles and it is clear that in addition to having lived in L. A., Connelly loves the city. In many ways the city is a character in his novels. Unlike the shiny facade that L. A. likes to project, Connelly's Los Angeles is a bleak, solitary place where people are lured to chase their dreams and stay out of a sense of longing. This is a perfect setting for crime, because it seems that everyone in the city is either chasing a dream or selling one. When Connelly was speaking about L. A., he mentioned that prior to starting every Harry Bosch book, he reads Raymond Chandler, to remind him of why he fell in love with L. A. originally. I don't think it will be too long before people who write about Los Angeles will be reading Connelly for the same reason.
The other thing about the signing that I found interesting was the interaction of Connelly and his fans. There is a sense of ownership that fans have that is interesting. Many times these people feel that the characters are theirs, which in a strange way is true. They live with these characters far longer than the writers do. Most writers rarely read their novels once they become published, and the fans will often know more about the characters than their creators do. There were several crazy ideas/suggestions that were brought out in the Q&A that clearly had Connelly uncomfortable.
I'm not sure what my point is here other than to introduce the idea that I will be writing my own reviews of books here in Homer's Haven. They won't always be new releases, or even related by genre in any way. I just thought it would be interesting to try to explain why I feel a book is good or bad.
Being that this is the first post of this new endeavor, I thought I would welcome anyone who pops by. This is Homer's Haven, a place for me to rant and rave about the stuff that I deal with every day. I will be writing about teaching, books, music, sports, and any other random stuff that I feel like doing. Stop by occasionally, I am hoping to keep this updated pretty regularly. I post on The Vanblogger as well, but I thought that I'd like my own space to write about different stuff. That's all for now,