Monday, August 23, 2010

Photoshop? Please?

The first time I saw this I was sure that her crown was photoshopped.... but I really found myself wishing that those wizards would have spent more time making her face less horrific.....

I am all about putting boobs to the forefront, but this look even offended me.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

"I'm Too Pretty To Be In Jail..."

Sure you are Snookie.... sure you are. Will someone please punch her in the face? Someone did? Maybe they need to hit her harder. Maybe if one of those other orange idiots hits her hard enough she'll stop looking like the monster that should be guarding a pile of gold in middle earth.

Saturday, August 07, 2010

Raping My Childhood Part 4573

It is not enough that Hollywood has tried to ruin everyone in their 40's childhood memories, now scientists are trying to get into the act as well....

Apparently, the dinosaur that was known as triceratops did not exist.... so all of those artists depictions of triceratops valiantly fighting off a t-rex were not real.... damnit! First brontosaurus, now triceratops? What's next? What is going to be left when they finally open Jurassic Park? I'm not taking this well...

**Goes off to punch a wall**