Wednesday, March 23, 2011


Jumps into the lead.... I know this place is a wasteland, tumbleweeds are threatening to take over, but while I sort that all out, K-Rock needs some props. She went with the old and infirm in this years pool, and things are breaking her way with the passing of Elizabeth Taylor. Liz was pretty hot back in the day, but her perfume has always reminded me of two skunks raping each other.... Thanks Liz, hopefully someone doused in white diamonds follows you around for the eternities.

1 comment:

Kristin said...

Thanks for the props, Homer. I think my strategy this year is going to pay off - Zsa Zsa is still in the hospital and I fully expect to reap those points by year's end. We're all too young to remember Liz as the screen legend she is, so to me she's a stinky perfume maker (agree with Homer on the skunk analogy), AIDS activist (commendable), pill popper / alcoholic, serial bride, and thanks to an interview I just saw on Oprah with Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds, a heartless man-stealing skank. Oh - and a friend and supporter of world-famous child predator Mike Jackson....RIP, Liz.