So I read this on the AVClub website today:
Andrew W.K. may occasionally have a bloody face
and a sweaty body but, if one of his new corporate partners is to be believed,
he absolutely never has a dirty crotch. The king of partying has partnered with Playtex’s new Fresh + Sexy Wipes, which W.K. says are “specially
designed to help couples feel confidently clean, before and after they engage
in sexual activity!” And who better to promote the hygienic exchange of
intimate bodily fluids than Andrew W.K., since Terrence Howard must not have
been available?
W.K. is apparently so
serious about keeping your genitals clean that he’ll even headline The Fresh +
Sexy Black Booth Confessional Party at SXSW where he’ll be doling out free
samples and inviting hot, sweaty, drunk patrons into a "confession
booth." There they'll get all hot and heavy and dish “stories about those
exciting and spontaneous moments where they could have used Fresh + Sexy
Wipes,” such as the time they crammed into a tiny booth with Andrew W.K. at a
SXSW party.
I can appreciate that Playtex has found a new market to try and exploit, but damn this is a disgusting way to do it.
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