Not just a bitchin' album by Stryper, but is apparently the new lament of the thousands of Haitians who were killed, injured, or displaced by an earthquake this week. At least that's Pat Robertson's take on the natural disaster. Robertson says that the quake is a result of Haitians making a deal with Satan to get free of the French in the 1800's. That is awesome. I guess those Haitians just didn't care about their great-great-great-great grandchildren. Selfish bastards. I want to know what exactly Pat Robertson had to promise him so that anyone would give a flying shit about what he says. The next time that Pat Robertson exhibits a shred of humanity and compassion will be the first. I'll fall on the grenade here folks, I'll offer up my soul to Satan just to ensure that Pat Robertson spends his eternity next to two gay lovers ramming into each other like wildebeests rooting around for that last stalk of grass on the savannah.
I'm pretty sure that's what Kim Kardashian had to do... It's working for her.
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Ummmmm... Who is Pat Robertson?? I will google him, but that's pretty messed up that in the midst of a sad situation anyone would say anything like that... Wow.
He's a weasel. He is an evangelist who has a television ministry. This isn't the first time he's made claims like this. After 9/11 he said that the terrorists were successful because America was evil.
have you heard his claim that he squat 1500 lbs? No lie...home boy is crazy.
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