Friday, March 26, 2010

Married to a Monster!



I get that Us magazine needs to sell product. I even understand the unironic use of hyperbole, but this headline on the current issue, exploiting, I mean exposing Jesse James' infidelities is a bit much. Is Jesse James a piece of shit? Of course, but I knew that before this latest round of Celebrity Cheater. Is Jesse James a racist? Look at the artwork associated with his business... no shock here. Is he an adulterous bastard with no taste? Just look at the skanks he has been banging. Just because from a chromosomally female human smiles at you doesn't mean you have to have sex with her Jesse. Anyway, to recap, Jesse James is a racist, adulterous, piece of shit bastard. But a monster? Jeffery Dahmer was a monster. Hitler was a monster. Ted Bundy was a monster, Jesse just can't keep his shit in his pants. Let's not go too crazy...remember, words mean something.

5 comments:

diane said...

Agreed but still... if it was my racist P.O.S. husband that was banging porn stars and whores behind my back, I'd probably classify him as a monster, too.

Kristin said...

Amen, Diane.

However, my sympathy for Ms. Bullock dropped several notches when I was told how she was the "other woman" while Jesse was married to his 2nd wife, a porno chick - who he left for America's Sweetheart. Hmmm...should she be all that surprised?

Cori said...

And the word monster is what irks you?

Homer said...

Yep... I think you should be a far worse person to be earn the label of 'monster.'

Sheri_Beri said...

Wow... How many whores of Hollywood have gone through the 'other woman' drama and now are complaining about their unfaithful men. It's just sad that the girls were so skanky and that it's so humiliating for them, but what comes around goes around.