Monday, March 15, 2010

Old School Rules...



I was lamenting the pathetic state of my blog a week or so ago to the wife. I was telling her that I just didn't feel like I had much to say at the time, but then she reminded me that the Oscars were that weekend. At first I told her that I didn't care, due to the fact that I cannot spend four hours watching someone masturbate, unless she's really hot, but then I realized that I could make fun of these self-important bastards for their shitty taste in clothes, scripts, and general approach to life. Again, I was saddened due to the relative pathetic-ness that my life has come to, until I saw this photo of Bar Rafaeli at some Oscar party. I'm not going to make fun of Bar, but something about this photo did prompt me to comment.

I know that some of the lady readers of the blog don't find Bar all that attractive, which I guess I can understand since most of them are heterosexual (I'd say all, but who really knows....). Trust me on this ladies, hot Isreali swimsuit models aren't so common that they can be dismissed out of hand. Anyway, the thing I love about this picture is that in an age of orange spray-tanned, interchangeable starlets, someone was willing to be photographed in Hollywood with old school tan-lines. Which for some reason I found awesome. The next thing you know, a mid-to-late 30's actress will be photographed without recent Botox injections, and people everywhere will run screaming at the sight of a plastic, coked-out Nicole Kidman, much to the chagrin of that Dr. 90210 asshole. At least that is what I hope anyway.

5 comments:

Kristin said...

I totally don't get the hype around this girl...while I would kill my brother in law for her body, I think her face is 100% AVERAGE. I would even say she is bordering on PLAIN, facially. The other thing I must point out about this pic is her hair - it looks like it was pulled back in a barrette or pony tail and then just brushed out before attending the Oscars?? The weird bends in her hair just look like she couldn't be bothered.

Homer - you need to pull up some pictures of SJP from Oscar night - her dress was complete disaster and her hair - urgh.

Homer said...

I don't know if I can stomach looking at pictures of SJP right now... She's so disgusting that I can't even stand it. Can you smell the stench of dead step-child on her through the screen?

Sheri_Beri said...

I agree w/Kristin 10000%. Bar has a ridiculous body but her face... Not so hot. And seriously, you are all dressed up and your hair has crimps? Yikes. Again, the body... Put a bag over her head or give her a mask then we'll talk.

And Homer... What's up with all the hatred for SJP?? LOL

diane said...

Bar = nice rack, butta face. Ewww.
SJP = nothing nice to say. At all. In fact, she is on par with Madonna as to creepiness.

Cori said...

Her image in my head looked way cuter and much younger somehow.

I need to go find the other pic.. I just remember that it was round the time I found your blog or rather was convinced this was your blog...