Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Grim Specter of Death


This is so a headline from a couple of years back, but it seems that Lindsay is going back to the blow. I think she saw that Amy Winehouse is still alive and she is going to race her to the grave. Based on this picture, it could be a photo-finish. The cleavage angle is a good one in my opinion, but Lindsay needs to understand that it works better when we are not distracted by the fact that she hasn't eaten anything other than rock cocaine in two weeks.

And to my lovely sisters who are calling Bar a butta-face, I have to disagree. It must be a guy thing.

8 comments:

diane said...

I think you are just distracted by her delicious cleavage.

Eric said...

You may pull my cool card, but remember when SNL had the Joan Rivers Show? It was just a skeleton puppet that moved it's jaw and threw insults. It was great. Lindsey reminds me of that.

Renee said...

Lindsay looks beautiful.

Just kidding.

diane said...

Just to clarify - I was talking about butta-face's cleavage, not the fake lesbian's.

The Vanny Bunch said...

It's been a few days since my last comment... and I would still give Bar the business.

Homer said...
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Homer said...

Diane - the cleavage is impressive. And it may be clouding my judgement. I'm still considering.

Eric - I must have missed that, but it sounds fantastic.

Renee - I'm glad to see rehab didn't take. What would all of the gossip sites do without Lohan? Write about Paris? Eww.

VG - Agreed. Would you then claim to have passed the Bar exam? Is it a written test or oral???

Sheri_Beri said...

Lindsay is disgusting, all the way around... She really needs a sammich. Sorry, but 99% of the pics of Bar, her face is a mess. But who's really looking at that?