You know, once upon a time, Melanie Griffin was a recognizable human being. That was, of course, before her current infatuation with plastic surgery. So my question is this: what would she have looked like if she had just left herself alone? I'm going to guess that she would look older, but one hell of a lot better than the mess above. If this is how she looks all made up for the world, what the hell is Antonio Banderas waking up to? Just a hot leathery mess...I guess. I guess that's karma for leaving your wife for your co-star. Ugh, I'm going to go scrub my eyes now.