Tuesday, October 06, 2009

God Hates Us All


is not just a great album title from Slayer, but it is the reality of life for humanity in the year 2009. I can say this with certainty, because the hot rumor going around is that a screenwriter is shopping a sequel to the Paul Verhoven classic Showgirls. Now, I love trashy movies as much as the next person, but let's face it, Showgirls reached levels of putridity that are rarely approached. If they are going to produce a sequel, it must at least be comparable; I demand that Elizabeth Berkley be involved somehow and Joe Eszterhas write another screed that includes encouraging underaged kids to go see his porn... that is the only way that this will work.

In reality, I sincerely hope that whatever anal herpes that Mike Myers has been afflicted with after the Love Guru fiasco be visited upon whatever film-makers work on this abomination.

4 comments:

Anamika said...

You were not kidding when you said you had hate to vent! I highly recommend Wii sports boxing. Choose your miis wisely.

And what's with you and Showgirls?? I guess I have to add it to my Netflix q this time.

Homer said...

If you can appreciate movies so bad in every conceivable way then you'll love Showgirls. There is no redeeming element, but when you take it as a whole entity, it is just fantastically, hilariously bad. Good times...

Anamika said...

How many of these have you seen?

http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom

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