Sunday, October 18, 2009

Halloween is Coming! Bring on the Freaks!




So I did this on the Van Blogger years ago and I thought it was time to bring it back. Here's today's celebrity ghoul. Stallone's been around long enough to know that combining Winstrol and a plastic surgeon using plastic utensils is not a good idea. Apparently his face froze when the Australian government told him it was illegal to carry around a case full of human growth hormone. In all probability Stallone's face would look better if he had been taking Rocky's beatings for all of those years. Luckily for us, he has to cycle up again for the shooting of a new Rambo movie next year, the announcement of which set off a celebration among steroid mules from Tijuana to Barstow.

5 comments:

Anamika said...

He looks like Sienfeld's uncle Leo (when his eyebows burned)?

Eric said...

That bottom pic looks like Queer Eye for the Straight Guy did a makeover on Attila the Hun.

The Vanny Bunch said...

Love the double "Peoples Eybrow"... even the Rock couldn't pull that off in his prime.

Sheri_Beri said...

Has any celebrity really had "successful" plastic surgery on their face? When will they learn?

Homer said...

I believe that the answer to this would be no...but I do enjoy the sweet schadenfreude.