Monday, October 19, 2009

Is this the end of zombie Shakespeare?




You know there are far worse things in this world than growing old. Melanie Griffith has been going under the knife for decades now, trying to escape the natural aging process. Guess what? She failed. All she can do now is star in zombie features, which luckily for her, are making a comeback. The top picture does in fact prove that despite the fact that Melanie is moving around, she is in fact, already dead.

I was half surprised to find no pictures of Melanie trying to crack Stallone's skull open, but then again, there is still time...

3 comments:

Anamika said...

In this case, the mask would be a clear improvement...How does a 52 year old land up looking like this?

And what is it with plastic surgery and eyebrows? Look at the middle picture..They both look like zombies waxen and lifeless...but the eyebrows alone seem to have a life of their own!

Sheri_Beri said...

I'm surprised that Antonio is still sticking by her with her rehab stints and that ugly face... YIKES!

Homer said...

I think she has eaten his brain.... It is the only explanation, either that or she learned some tricks from Don Johnson.