So my wife all of a sudden lost her damn mind and started reading those Twilight books.... I wish I could explain it, but there it is. Anyway, that isn't the point... the point is I've sat through New Moon (the movie) twice in a week. The only thing that makes it even remotely bearable is the fact that Ashley Green is pretty hot. I'm not a big fan of the body painting stuff, but hey, it's my blog and I'll post them if I must to make a point. What's that point? That hot brunettes make everything better.... if they are semi-naked, it is all good.