Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Quick, Get Me High Profile Media!!

Look, I'm not going to bag on Jessica Simpson's weight here.  I'm just going to go on record as stating that a professional PR team wouldn't send her out in a white corset to reassert her sexy street cred.  

I'm just sayin'.

**High Profile Media handles Van Halen currently and is/was the brainchild of EVH's fiance, who got into the business as a publicist for a mid-level porn distribution company.  He's not even raiding the best the porn world has to offer.  Even HPM could figure this out.


Sheri_Beri said...

Jessica's outfit is a HOT MESS! Have they ever really thought about the reason she's irrelevant is because she's a no-talented idiot with too many collagen injections. Who really cares? She should be happy she's getting any press at all, good or bad.

Homer said...

No, no, no. Sheri, you just don't understand. She's big-time. So big time that last year I went to a Diamondback game where she was performing after the game and I think that 25 people stayed to watch her. Either that or they were waiting for the aisles to clear out.

Not just anyone can gross several hundred dollars in their movie debut.

Sheri_Beri said...

hahaha.. She sucks.

diane said...

She has nice legs. And nice boobs. But so do millions of other women, so WHY exactly are we still hearing about her?