Well, spring break is over now, it is back to the usual grind. Bleh. Anyway, I know that I've used this picture before, but it is well worth using again. Down to brass tacks -
1. I read a story this morning about a dude on Texas' death row who only had one eye. Not newsworthy huh? Well, he decided one morning to pull out his only eye and eat it. Nice. Is the food in Texas prisons that bad? Or was he just trying to continue his journey of the force unimpeded by his sight? Moving on...
2. Detroit Tells Whitey to Get Out - I knew that Detroit was a wasteland of pain and misery, but apparently it is the land of crazy as well. Read this to get the idea. I was just wondering if it were possible to give a city away? It's close to Canada, right? Is there a downside to this idea?
3. Apparently Seth Rogen won't return Lindsay Lohan's calls. Hmmmm. I guess that proves that some movie stars aren't that desperate.
4. I was born too soon - I read today that there is a Rock Paper Scissors championship in Panama City, FL with a $20, 000 scholarship on the line. Scholarship? Someone with those skills don't need none of that education!
2 comments:
I read the article regarding #2, and laughed at #3 & 4, but I can't get the visual of #1 out of my head. I'm disturbed by that. Ewwwww
#1 sounds like a cross between Oedipus and the plot from a Quentin Tarantino film
#2 I'll miss the baklava... but maybe that's your selling point.... Trade the baklava for niagara falls, canada. That's an equitable exchange.
#4 tell me when there's a coin toss championship. With my skills, I would simply crush my opponents.
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