Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Spring Break - Day 3



So I'm sitting here on a Wednesday, thinking to myself that I need to spend my spring break more effectively, I mean there is only one Kate picture for the week.  I don't even know this blog anymore...

Anyway, here are some random thoughts for the week thus far:

1.  Texas is the home of the free, home of the brave right?  Well, apparently it is the new hotbed of the nanny state.  The state of Texas is considering banning teenagers from using tanning beds.  Do we really need to go there?  I mean, where is the next generation of cheerleaders/strippers going to go get their cancer on?  (Did you see what I did there?  Hotbed, tanning beds?? Damn, I'm good at this interwebz thing)

2.  Talk about moving up - Guy Ritchie has somehow upgraded from that leathery-snappy thing in Madonna to Elle McPherson.  I guess he deserves some reward for falling on that sword for the rest of us for the past decade.  

3.  AIG - I didn't understand why the hell we should keep spending money on AIG, but then it hit me, the government spends trillions that I never see, why the hell should I care?  But seriously, I think instead of making the AIG executives pay their bonuses back, they should publish their names and addresses and let the law of the jungle sort it all out.  I'll grab the shovel...

5 comments:

diane said...

Guy Ritchie deserves something sweet after all of that sleeping with the Grim Reaper and everything.

Sheri_Beri said...

In the spirit of banning teens from using tanning beds, I thought for sure you'd give a mention to the state of New Jersey banning the Brazillian wax! :)

Homer said...

So what are all of those Jersey strippers going to do?

Anonymous said...

Go for braids??? although that may work better if celibacy were a goal.

--Anamika

Homer said...

Braids?? Well played.