So John Madden retired today, leaving a huge void in the field of telestrator use and the use of interjections as sentences. I'm not quite sure how I want to remember John, as the easily confused buffoon of an announcer that he has become over the past few years or the kick-ass coach who may still have the best winning percentage of any coach in NFL history.
Probably the buffoon. You just know you are going to see John in ACE hardware stores up and down the west coast telling people why their socks are falling down. It is just a step before he starts soiling himself and wandering down sidewalks looking for the Dutchman's Gold, which we all know is hidden in Jenna Jameson's vagina. Good luck finding it, sorry John.
4 comments:
Tito's going to be a rich man...If he can find his way out.
I was watching some sports guys talking about how he was leaving, and then they all started comparing themselves to him.
I REALLY hate sports guys.
I don't know all that much about him, other than he doesn't fly and looks like he spits a lot when he talks...gross.
I agree with Kristin!
I wonder what they are going to do about his video game? Is he retiring from everything or just from writing on stupid prompter and retarded replays that look like he wants to be a DJ, scratchin it up. ANNOYING!
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