I alluded to it in the Bea Arthur post, but here is my 2009-2010 Death Pool. Basic rules say that this runs from today until April 30, 2010.
Remember, we're not wishing or hoping that these people die, just trying to be prophetic:
1. Fidel Castro
2. Kim Jong-il
3. Steve Jobs
4. Michael Douglas
5. Betty White - the Golden Girls seem doomed and she was scary as hell on My Name is Earl earlier this year.
Oh, and Kate Beckinsale is indestructible. Maybe it is time to rent Click...nah.
10 comments:
I am reposting just to make it official.
1. Patrick Swayze (sorry)
2. Mary Tyler Moore
3. Angela Lansbury
4. Jack Nicholson
5. Mickey Rourke (of a broken heart - when his dog died, I think he lost his will to live)
can I have two alternates? Al Pacino and an Olsen Twin
Good call on the dictators. I think I'm going to go reread Revelations and see if I can't find hints there.
Is Chris Burke still alive? If so I replace him with Mickey Rourke.
1. Farrah Fawcett
2. Rue McClanahan (Golden Girls curse)
3. Harry Dean Stanton
4. Lindsey Lohan
5. Tom Sizemore
I mistakenly stole LiLo from Marge, so I'll replace her with Paris Hilton *crosses fingers*
1. Papa (Kirk) Douglas
2. Nancy Reagan
3. Michael Jackson
4. Larry King
5. Ozzy Osbourne
As the current Champion (President Hinkley), I would like to submit the following:
1. Justice Ginsberg (Nearly dead now, and would be a beneficial death in my opinion... a twofer if you will)
2. Gary Coleman
3. Puck from the Real World Series
4. Perez Hilton (suicidal call out)
5. Al McCoy
-=Brandt=-
Well, I want to get in on this...
1. Edward Kennedy
2. Elizabeth Taylor *frankly, I'm surprised this woman is still alive.
3. Samantha Ronson
4. Courtney Love *ps. did anyone hear she's going to open a lingerie boutique... EWWWW
5. This one is a wish more so than anything else. Speidi... Yes, both Spencer and Heidi.
5/14/09: FTW, bitches
5/15/09: I retract my win....for now. Stupid Brandt!
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